Press release: July 22, 2026 – The Aquawizard Wire
Aquawizard Corp. announced this morning in a stunning press release the announcement of the merger with internationally-accessible Aquawizard Video Games Development Inc., a non-subsidiary of any sidiary, sources state factually. AWVGD was founded in 2026 as a social media marketing company whose first and possibly only client is known to be Aquawizard Corp., the parent-only company founded in 2010 (or possibly earlier, sources whisper mysteriously), whose subsidiaries include Aquawizard, the Band, and definitely not any company that would compete commercially with plumbing or home improvement services.
We stand united today under the glorious union of these two companies that were totally separate entities until now, and now we shall benefit the shareholders who stand to gain fiscally from this cherished conglomeration. Finally, video games may, in holy sanction, bless the presence of band-made music controlled by Aquastash Publishing and Wizardcraft Studios, respectively and respectfully.
We also would like to take this moment to announce the annunciation and anointing of the first release from Aquawizard Video Games is Aquawizard Corp. Games Now Inc., Aquawizard: The Video Game! Now in public beta testing, we are using users as instant client feedback in an innovative self-propelling development cycle which includes release unfinished code to the public so that the bugs and story can be worked out in-post, controlled by the users themselves, allowing for a perfect income-to-return-on-investment-cycle-pipeline, says Aquawizard founder and CTO, [redacted for preemptive public privacy concern] in a statement released just now in this very press release to use up a little bit more space to reach the required press release word count.
In Chicago or thereabouts, for Aquawizard Information Press. –
