Listen to our newest four song EP in nearly 13 years, available now on ALL major streaming platforms – including Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Prime, Youtube Music, and more – just search for Aquawizard on your favorite platform!
Welcome to the home of Aquawizard: the Band
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e17 – manifesting music, practicing perfection
In this rare studio tape session, we hear the band Aquawizard conjure up their latest masterworks entirely from the magic of their own minds. Join us as we listen in and hear about the creation of their latest record (rumoured to be released later this year or at least later this decade), as well as their latest international business plans for 2026.
All that and more… https://aquawizard.band
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e16 – announcing the aquawizard radio network
Boost your bass with this A-to-Z AquawiZard Radio Network (AZAZRN) history in the making.
Editor’s Note: This audio is being kept mostly unedited for archival purposes. We hope future listeners learn from the important lessons the members of Aquawizard had to endure to bring you this historical audio. Despite this effort, we did have to edit certain parts of this document in order to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent.
We also follow up on our latest EP release and prep our minds for an upcoming show in Indianapolis. More details coming soon!!!
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COMING SOON – Live from the Wizard’s Cove
Aquawizard, the band, is feeling something in the air, under the sea. It’s time to announce the latest Aquawizard music experience.
We’ve come all this way; let’s not belabor the messaging or bury the lead: Aquawizard is dropping TWO – that’s right, TWO – audio/visual experiences on the same save-worthy date:
——— Friday, June 13, 2025 ———
- Aquawizard’s Live from the Wizard’s Cove EP – available everywhere music is enjoyed and purchasable directly from Bandcamp
- Aquawizard, from the Wizard’s Cove – Live Studio Session video – available exclusively on YouTube
Stay tuned for more exclusive information including updated streaming platforms!!
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e15 – the aquawizard EP announcement
Live from the basement, we announce the official drop-date of our next official EP and live visual experience, entitled Live from the Wizard’s Cove, set to drop on all major platforms officially on June 13, 2025. Oh wait, I was supposed to let you listen to the episode to learn what the drop date is! Eh, well, I guess you can still do that if you want.
Stay tuned to our YouTube channel for a special further announcement about the announcement of this special time.
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Moving to aquawizard dot band
Pardon the mess; we are moving content to this new place slowly. We’ll have a lot more good stuff soon!
In the meantime, check out our linktree for music, videos, a podcast, and more!
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e14 – exclusive live behind-the-scenes tape on set of the 2025 Aquawizard EP recording & filming location commentary!
That’s right, it’s your opportunity to hear exclusive, never-before-heard tape of the four band members of Aquawizard talking about what they just did for the past weekend or so. Press play now to hear the latest deets about the 2025 EP, live music video filming, and the art of a good time.
Human-Readable Chapter Markers:
[00:00:00] pre-roll bonus tape!
[00:01:20] extra special behind-the-scenes exclusives!
[01:01:02] BONUS ASMR exclusive content!Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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(2024) The Yulegy-P
Xtra X-masy editions of Aquawizard classics for the holiday season.
Also featured in the hit YouTube video.
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bonus – 🔥Aquawizard Presents🔥: Yule Log Real Burning Fireplace 96kbps 🔥 With GENUINE Blue Aquaflames 🔵 (3.8 HOURS)
MINIMAL ADS | 96kbps AAC | Feat. Exclusive Yule Versions of Aquawizard Songs and Other Assorted Holiday Classics 🎄
No AI-Generated Voices! Real Genuine Aqua Blue Flames Sounds! Exclusive Holiday Background Music! Gentle! Soothing! 3.8 Hours Long – Take a Nice Long Nap! Real Crackling Fireplace in Just-OK 96kbps AAC Resolution!
Check out the totally rad promo video for the video version of the thing you just heard! https://youtu.be/Mgs33ySU67s?si=MBwbq5yZCKbO5s9m
If you want to be a Wizard and learn how to make your own Aquawizard Aquaflames, try visiting some of the links below:
https://linktr.ee/aquawizardband© AQUAWIZARDCORP., 2024. All rights reserved. Any reproduction or republication of all or part of this video/audio is really frowned upon and all around a bad idea.
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TRACKLIST
[00:00] Welcome
[00:16] Seahorsin’ Around (Xtra-Xmasy Edition) (segued to…)
[07:40] Coralline (Xtra-Xmasy Edition)
[14:42] Break
[15:26] Christmastime Is Here
[20:04] The Christmas Song
[25:46] Break
[26:50] Peppermint Wind (Under the Sea) (Xtra-Xmasy Edition)
[32:12] Greensleeves (Olde Timey Arrangement)
[37:14] Break
[37:56] Just Like Christmas
[40:36] Schubert: Ave Maria
[44:44] Break
[45:22] No Sharkfins (Xtra-Xmasy Edition)
[51:44] Five Phases of Silent Night
[55:24] Break
[56:44] O Come All Ye Faithful but it’s in 7/4
[58:30] The First Noel
[1:00:56] Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring
[1:07:06] Break
[1:07:42] Live Holiday Guitar Practice, 2023, Do Not Air, Sounds Really Bad, Don’t Do It SEAN
[1:49:50] Break
[1:50:14] ???
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e13 – slowly seabed-rollin’ up on nightmare fuel fishies
Content warning: Discussion of a certain fish will make some people uncomfortable. Also, how clickbaity is this 2013 article anyway? https://www.cnn.com/2013/08/10/world/europe/scandanavia-swim-warning
Otherwise, we listen to our live practice and learn more about ourselves. Join us for a chill hangout time that only pushes the aforementioned boundaries (as far as I’m aware). If you think other moments are cringe-content-warning-worthy, please let our complaint department know and rate us 5/5 stars!
“It’s like that person you can tell just does not have it all together, but they’re actually really great to be around.”
– The Aquawizard Creed, Brad Hammer, August 31st, 2024Podcast: Play in new window | Download